Wednesday, December 8, 2021

'how do you know we will get this boat the next time?

 An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were out fishing in a boat on a lake together and doing very well. 'This is a terrific spot for fishing,' said the Englishman. 'How will we know where this spot is next time?' 'I've thought of that,' said The Scotsman, 'I've just put a mark on the side of the boat.' 'You idiot,' said the Irishman, 'how do you know we will get this boat the next time?

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