A lizard was climbing a tree

A lizard was climbing a tree and found a koala bear sitting in it smoking something. The lizard says "hey, what are you doing?" koala says smoking a joint. The lizard says hmm what is that? He says it makes you feel good here try some. After saying he really shouldn't, he finally gives in and smokes some. Well, they sit in the tree all day. Smoked several. The lizard says, "man, I'm thirsty! I think I'm going to go down to the river and get a drink of water". So he goes down to the river. But he's so messed up he falls into the river. A alligator was watching him. He swims over to the lizard and helps him back on the bank. And ask him, man what is wrong with you? He says I been sitting in that big tree over there with a koala smoking with him. The gator says smoking ? He says yes go over and check it out. So the gator walks over to the tree, looks up and says hey man! The koala looks down and says daaaang! How much water did you drink?

and found a koala bear sitting in it smoking something. The lizard says "hey, what are you doing?" koala says smoking a joint. The lizard says hmm what is that? He says it makes you feel good here try some. After saying he really shouldn't, he finally gives in and smokes some. Well, they sit in the tree all day. Smoked several. The lizard says, "man, I'm thirsty! I think I'm going to go down to the river and get a drink of water". So he goes down to the river. But he's so messed up he falls into the river. A alligator was watching him. He swims over to the lizard and helps him back on the bank. And ask him, man what is wrong with you? He says I been sitting in that big tree over there with a koala smoking with him. The gator says smoking ? He says yes go over and check it out. So the gator walks over to the tree, looks up and says hey man! The koala looks down and says daaaang! How much water did you drink?